Eight years of love, trust, and marriage were annihilated in mere seconds when my husband, Mike, brought home his pregnant mistress and had the nerve to kick me out of my own house. I packed my bags, but little did Mike know, I also packed a brilliant revenge plan that would teach him and his mistress a lesson they’d never forget.
It started like any normal Tuesday evening. I walked into our home, exhausted from work, but instead of peace, I was greeted by chaos: a very pregnant woman lounging on our couch, eating chips. For a split second, I thought I had wandered into the wrong house. But there was our hideous floral wallpaper—Mike’s favorite—and there was Mike, looking like a deer caught in the headlights.
“We need to talk,” he said, motioning to his heavily pregnant companion.
Her name was Jessica, and, as Mike explained with nauseating nonchalance, she was carrying his child. They had decided to start a life together, and apparently, my role in this drama was to quietly exit stage left.
“Move out,” he declared, as if kicking me to the curb was some kind of generous favor.
Stunned but composed, I simply replied, “Alright, Mike. I’ll pack my things and leave.” He smiled in relief, thinking he’d dodged any consequences. Oh, how wrong he was.
The Plan
By the next day, I had transformed from a heartbroken wife into a woman on a mission. First stop? The bank. I froze our joint accounts, ensuring that Mike couldn’t access a dime. Then, I called a locksmith to change every lock in the house while Mike and Jessica were conveniently out for a few days.
I didn’t stop there. I hired movers to pack up everything I owned, which just so happened to be everything in the house. From furniture to silverware to toilet paper, I left the place bare. And for the pièce de résistance, I had a custom billboard set up on the front lawn.
It read:
“Congrats, Mike and Jessica! Enjoy your new life together! P.S. The baby better not inherit your infidelity.”
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