Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by.
One of the grannies shouted: \u201cHey there! We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The old man laughed and said, \u201cNo way you can guess that, you crazy old ladies!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One granny winked and said, \u201cSure, we can! Just drop your pants and underwear, and we\u2019ll tell you your exact age!\u201dOutdoor benches<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The grandpa, feeling a little embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, dropped his pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The grannies inspected carefully \u2014 asked him to turn around twice, jump up and down a few times\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Then they all yelled out together: \u201cYou\u2019re 87 years old!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shocked, the grandpa pulled up his pants and asked, \u201cHow in the world did you guess that??<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The grannies burst out laughing and said, \u201cWe were at your birthday party yesterday!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Officer Pulls Over 5 Old Ladies For Driving Too Slow<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He says to himself, \u201cThis driver is as dangerous as a Speeder!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Approaching the car, he realizes that there are five old ladies \u2013 two in the front seat and three in the back \u2013 eyes wide and white as ghosts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, \u201cOfficer, I don\u2019t understand. I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMa\u2019am,\u201d the officer replies, \u201cYou weren\u2019t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSlower than the speed limit?\u201d She asked. No, sir, I just kept the speed limit exactly\u2026 Twenty-two miles an hour! the old woman says a bit proudly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that \u201c22\u201d was the route number, not the speed limit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBut before I let you go, Ma\u2019am, I have to ask\u2026 Is everyone in this car ok?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven\u2019t muttered a single peep this whole time,\u201d the officer asks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, they\u2019ll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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