A fourth-grade teacher was giving her class a logic lesson.
\u201cImagine this,\u201d she said. \u201cA man is fishing in a boat in the middle of a river. He loses his balance, falls in, and starts yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A little girl raised her hand and said, \u201cTo grab all his savings?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Son: \u201cDad, why are some of your hairs white?\u201d
Father: \u201cEvery lie you tell turns one hair white.\u201d
Son: \u201cAh\u2026 now I understand why all grandfathers\u2019 hairs are white!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat do you want to be when you grow up?\u201d
Jimmy: \u201cA pilot.\u201d
Willy: \u201cA doctor.\u201d
Mary: \u201cA good mother.\u201d
Little Johnny: \u201cI want to help Mary.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At a Catholic school lunch, a nun posted a sign on the apple tray:
\u201cTake only one. God is watching.\u201d
At the cookie pile, one kid whispered to another:
\u201cTake as many as you want. God is watching the apples.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Continue reading on the next page\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
A little girl asked her teacher about whales.
Teacher: \u201cA whale can\u2019t swallow a human. Its throat is too small.\u201d
Girl: \u201cBut Jonah was swallowed by a whale.\u201d
Teacher: \u201cImpossible.\u201d
Girl: \u201cWell, when I get to Heaven, I\u2019ll ask Jonah.\u201d
Teacher: \u201cWhat if he went to hell?\u201d
Girl: \u201cThen you ask him!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A 7-year-old sat on a park bench eating chocolate.
Man: \u201cToo many chocolate bars are bad for you.\u201d
Boy: \u201cMy great-grandfather lived to 105.\u201d
Man: \u201cHe ate lots of chocolate?\u201d
Boy: \u201cNo. He minded his own business.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At a toy store, Peter picked a car and paid with Monopoly money.
Cashier: \u201cAre you kidding? That\u2019s not real money!\u201d
Peter: \u201cAnd the car isn\u2019t real either!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A boy came home crying.
Mother: \u201cWhat happened?\u201d
Boy: \u201cI got punished for something I didn\u2019t do!\u201d
Mother: \u201cOh no! What didn\u2019t you do?\u201d
Boy: \u201cMy homework\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kids say the funniest things! Which one made you laugh the most today? Share your favorite in the comments and keep the smiles going!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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