One wrong answer could turn a traffic stop into a spectacular humiliation. In these three police jokes, a tipsy driver gambles on wordplay, another hides behind endless excuses, and a towering troublemaker stakes his pride on being unstoppable. But when quick thinking meets outrageous confidence, someone is about to discover that the easiest trap is the one you nev… Continues…
In the first joke, an officer offers a drunk driver one final challenge: use “green,” “pink,” and “yellow” in a sentence. The man replies, “My phone went green, and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day, officer!” Another driver takes a different approach, producing a medical excuse for every requested test. He cites asthma to refuse a breathalyzer, hemophilia to avoid a blood sample, and diabetes to reject a urine sample. But when asked to walk a white line, his excuses collapse: “Because I’m too drunk.”